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14. Just trying to survive this hell hole. For every unfollower I will post a selfie.

~Jeannette

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(Source: sighmitch, via foodandwi-fi)

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zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mum has invited me over for dinner

my mum needs help with furniture

my mum just got a new phone and needs my help

my mum spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(Source: stealmyghoul, via foodandwi-fi)

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tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

(Source: wofu, via rabutthole)

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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via rabutthole)

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2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

(Source: financialshade, via visionariesx)

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communistbakery:

surprisebitch:

communistbakery:

surprisebitch:

communistbakery:

when i see a hot boy

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no boy will fuck you, you’re gonna be forever

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WOW… do you want a

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woww that sounds soooo

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cut it out… i’ll give you to the count of

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(via foodandwi-fi)

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thats-slightly-raven:

when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

(via heart)

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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(via gnarly)

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addicted-everytime:

You can get pictures of Fall Out Boy together like this and they look a pretty average height

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And then you can get pictures of 5 seconds of summer together like this and they look a pretty average height too

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But then you get a picture like this

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And I don’t even know how to process anymore

(Source: troublxd-soul, via 5secondsofgreenlightedamnesia)

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