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14. Just trying to survive this hell hole. For every unfollower I will post a selfie.

~ Jeannette

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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(Source: papadevs, via lubricates)

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rowrz:

when he stick it in dry

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(Source: rowrz, via sniffing)

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supernxturalfandom:

thethroneofasgard:

thethroneofasgard:

One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.

This is my legacy, the girl who said “Satan bless it” in church.

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(Source: americqchavez, via iamntdeadyet)

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katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

(via fake-mermaid)

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lordelgay:

valdxz:

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

WAIT FOR IT

SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE (INBOX ME)

lordelgay:

valdxz:

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

WAIT FOR IT

SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE (INBOX ME)

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leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via lordelgay)

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via lordelgay)

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via disagreed)

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login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like “i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit”

(Source: netscapeshawty, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via hotboyproblems)

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